SMS : Saral Mobile Sandesh

Unlike Gmail my cell phone does not allow me to store sms’s beyond a certain limit & my friend Afaan has sworn to keep continuing sending sms’s whatever be the case. So in order to let other sms’s come into my inbox & also not to delete the previous sms’s (some of which are really lovely) i am writing them here…

Categories:

1) Romantic & Friendship Ones
2) Cool & Fool Ones

Romantic & Friendship One’s


Is dil mein aa sakega na koi,
is dil ko chura sakega na koi..
kasoor ismein kisi ka nahi kyun ki,
aap jaisi jagah is dil me bana sakega na koi…




Every garden must have a rose,
every sweet face must have a smile..
Every grass must have dew,
& evry person in this world must hav a frnd like U !




Kal ho aaj jaisa, Mahel ho Taj Jaisa, Phool ho gulaab jaisa,
Aur zindagi ke har kadam par Dost ho aap jaisa!!



Tamanna se nahi Tanhaai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahi ruswai se darte hain.
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Magar milne ke baad ki judaai se darte hain.


Karna hai khuda se ek guzarish tumhari dosti ke siva koi bandagi na mile.
Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa, Ya fir kabhi zindagi na mile !



A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *friend like me is a sign of ur “DAMN GOOD CHOICE”


Cool & Fool ones
Please KISS me
Jaldi

Koi B nahi hai
Karo na!
Jaldi karo na..
Kiss means
K- Koi
I- Interesting
S- sms
S- send karo na!
So kiss me na plz, dont smile…🙂




If someone did ask me What do you love the most, I would sit next to u, Pull u close to me, Put my arms around u & say proudly “I Love Animals”!



height of language misuse:
Student seeing monkey out of the window and d prof scolds him “Y r u seeing d monkey outside wen i m in class !”


LOVE is like a Pant!
Friendship is like a chaddhi!
Bcoz pant agar phat bhi jaaye to chaddhi izzat bacha leti hai!
THANKS .. for being my chaddhi!


What is the difference between problem and talent ?2 boys love 1 girl = Problem1 boy loves two girls = Talent !!


KBC mein shahrukh ne mujhse poocha “World ka sabse bada ullu kaun hai ?”….maine ek crore thukra diya par tera naam nahi bataya…Thatz friendship !!



Patient: Doctor ye phoolon ka haar kiske liye hai ?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, agar safal hua to mere liye warna aapke liye …:O




Do u want N-91 in Rs. 999/- only ?with free hutch sim card with 999 sms’s and 1500 talk time ?
Just logon to http://www.soja-beta-sapne-me-milega.com!
Good Night , Sleep soon😉




There is a clock in heaven. Every time u lie its hand moves.Mother Teresa’s never moved. Gandhi Ji’s moved once. God is using your’s as “Table Fan”…;)



Mallika on Airport
Bhikari: Behen Ji, 1 rupya dedo…
Mallika gave him 1000 rupees…
Secretary: Why you gave him 1000 rs ?

Mallika: Pehli baar kisi ne BEHEN kaha hai !!!



Kya aap ke paas hai?
Sulagta Jism,
Kap-kapate honth,
Thar-tharata badan,
Lad-khadati aawaz,
Nashilee aankhen?

Agar hai to aapko Dengue, hain plz dawa lijiye!!



Hum pyaar ko pura nibhana jaante hain,
Zakhm tumhare kitne bhi gehre hon..hum dawa jaante hain.
Hamein bhulne ki koshish na karna,
Hum GALA DABANA bhi jaante hain😉



Krupya Dhyaan de,>>>

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Dhyaan dene ke liye dhanyavaad…ab aap ja sakte hain😉


6 thoughts on “SMS : Saral Mobile Sandesh

  1. LOVE is like a Pant!
    Friendship is like a chaddhi!
    Bcoz pant agar phat bhi jaaye to chaddhi izzat bacha leti hai!
    THANKS .. for being my chaddhi!

    the awesomest one .. !! [:D]

    nice post ..vaise ..

    • Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
      is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
      aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
      par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

  2. Agar aap basanti kahenge naach basanti naach to wo nahi nachegi,
    pucho kyun?
    kyun ki basanti kutton ke samane kabhi nahi nachati.

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